Danny Mercury vs The Handsome Strangler

The mysteriously sexy Handsome Strangler is back and sexier than ever, full of machismo and manly urges that make the entire crew blush. He's been getting lots of attention for the moves he lays on his opponents, including the "kiss of death" and "just the tip". No wrestling school anyone's heard of can teach a counter to such offense of affection because it often leaves his opponents with an urge to cuddle.

Silly as that sounds, the debuting Danny Mercury brings his own mysterious power to the Weekend Wrestling Studios in the form of a baseball cap. We haven't figured out exactly how it works, but somehow it freezes his opponents, allowing him to get the upper hand. Of course a weapon like that wouldn't be allowed in a match sanctioned by a referee, but there are no refs in sight ... and what fun would that be if we couldn't see Danny use his magic hat?