Dominic D'Andrea vs Drew Harper

It's a little known secret that since the beginning of Weekend Wrestling, Drew Harper has been the clean-up boy. He takes pride in the cleanliness and order of WW on levels that most people don't really understand, including and especially, Dominic D'Andrea.

On this particular day, Drew discovered that the gratification he receives from his hygienic tendencies was not unique when he observed Dom sweeping the ring. Handling it in the most professional and diplomatic way he could, Drew illustrated why he was and will always be WW's number one janitor by using a broom stick to bash Dom square in the nuts.

So sweeping turned into mopping, as each wrestler sanitized the ring floor with the other's initially clothed and later, almost naked bodies. Along the way, each took excessive opportunities to punish the other with cruel crotch attacks, using forearms, fists, feet and foreign objects. In the end, there was no settling of the dust because there was no dust left to settle, only another sweaty pile of pain left to clean up.