Cole Cassidy vs Max Ryder

Weekend Wrestling might as well buy Max Ryder a pair of wrestling trunks with a carefully placed bulls-eye. For some reason (and I think we know why), his opponents seem intent on illegally targeting his junk with inexplicable ferocity. Cold Cole Cassidy is no exception. Everyone knows you don't play with a vicious heel, but clueless Max pokes fun at Cole's vest and chain, claims the match is "only practice," and even goes so far as to characterize his opponent as comical. When Cole replies with the question, "Funny like a clown?"...we know there will be nothing funny or clown-like in Max's immediate future. Cole attacks, but the rising star surprises the enraged heel with an assault on Cole's nether regions, gives him the mother of all wedgies, and employs punishing rope chokes and eye gouges. This match is definitely not practice, and there is no playing in Cole Cassidy's ring, despite his sadistic grin while relentlessly pummeling his latest victim. As promised, Cole even introduces Max to his chain, an introduction Max won't soon forget. This match is a pro wrestling brawl, with plenty of gut punching, stomping, and even attempts by each wrestler to blind his opponent. If you are an ass man, prepare yourself for some Prime, Grade A glute action! WOW! Welcome to Weekend Wrestling's next release. Get it while it's hot, boys!